I decided to go old school on y'all and channel my inner Dr. Jack Badofsky for this one:
Here's 37 Ways in which you can properly label and catalog Pres-Elect Obama's actions, mistakes and accomplishments:
1. Barack won because voters weren’t just pro-Black, they were “pro’Bama.”
2. Whenever Barack screws up, the media can call it a “Doh’bama!”
3. When he tosses the first pitch next season, he’ll be “Throw’Bama.”
4. If he brings the troops home, he'll be "G.I. Joe'Bama."
5. When Michelle and the girls hit their periods together, we can say "Flo’Bama".
6. If Barack gets caught smoking we can say "Dro’Bama".
7. If he visits NYC, we can say "Ayo’Bama!"
8. Looking ahead, if Barack gets a second term we’ll get "Mo’Bama."
9. If Biden follows Barack as president it might be thanks to "Joe’Bama."
10. If Barack grows his hair out it’ll be "Fro’bama."
11. For the next 4 years racists and Republicans get to yell “No’bama!”
12. If my taxes get cut I’ll have some extra "Dough’Bama."
13. If he goes Hollywood like Fred Thompson, he’ll be "Show’bama."
14. Frat boys can now call him "Bro’Bama."
15. Outkast's new joint is called, "Mighty O"(Bama)
16. It's not TV. It's HBO'Bama.
17. Californication. Now on Sho'Bama.
18. When Barack’s running late he’ll be "Slow’Bama."
19. If he tries to change too fast, Republicans will call him “Woah’Bama.”
20. Rush Limbaugh will disregard Barack as "So’Bama."
21. When the first family goes on vacation it’ll be on-the-low’Bama.
22. Fox News can slant their coverage by leading with “Yo’Bama”
23. Bill O’Reilly’s stupid commentaries will now be Billo’Bama.
24. If Barack gets caught with an intern it’ll be "Ho’Bama."
25. If he gets tough with foreign leaders, it'll be "Let-'Em-Know'Bama."
26. If Michelle gets her HRC on and tries to run -ish, it’ll be a "Co-Bama administration."
27. If Barack can’t fix the economy we’ll all be “Po’Bama.”
28. If Barack decriminalizes weed he’ll be “Grow’Bama.”
29. When he can't answer a question, he'll be "I-Dunno'Bama."
30. In honor of Joe, the Plumber: Ohio'Bama. (Now go get your license, get an actual job and use your real name, Wurzelbach!)
31. When he gets mad he'll be "P.O.'Bama"
32. If he turns out to be a liar, he'll be "Faux'bama"
33. If DJ Premier ever spins at the White House, it'll be "Primo'bama."
34. Insteada apple pie, for dessert, it's now "Jell-o'Bama."
35. If he ever saddles up it'll be "Rodeo'bama."
36. All his speeches can be "video'bama."
37. On Valentine's Day, he'll be Romeo'Bama.
This is just the beginning of having the dude around for the next 4 years. So let's “Go’Bama!”
