There’s some Hoes in this House…
The biggest pimps are in the business world; but without a doubt the biggest hoes in the world are in government. The first thing I learned when I began following politics is that “politician” is actually Latin for “Ho for sale.” Capitol Hill might be the biggest whorehouse in the country. Now I’m not saying every politician is a ho, but I’m guessing that most every successful politician has a little ho in them; and most folks in Congress will hit their knees and grab ankles for enough votes. And if you listen closely, you’ll hear them admit as much.
Just peep C-SPAN, ABC, FOX, and the rest for the sanitized sound bites and voter-friendly phrases. Watch their faces. Watch the alliances. Do your research. Once you sift thru the “bringing home the bacon/pork barrel spending” comments and the “concessions,” “my constituents” and “special interests/lobbyists” euphemisms you’ll realize that it’s all about some hoes making sure they don’t go back to their pimps empty-handed. And the classic “politics makes strange bedfellows” bit is just white folks’ way of saying, “there’s some hoes in this house so check your neck and guard your grill.”
The one thing a ho hates and will not tolerate is a weak pimp. Once a ho realizes a pimp can’t check ‘em, they’ll walk all over them. And most politicians, knowing that they’re hoes simply walk all over voters. Voters are lousy pimps. In fact, voters aren’t pimps at all. Truth be told, voters are just tricks—we mindlessly pick from a menu of somebody else’s hoes to see who we want to get screwed by. That’s why politicians only listen to the real pimps: rich folks, businesses, the RNC and DNC powerbrokers and shot-callers, etc.
I got Hoes (in different area codes…)
In fact, America loves hoes so much that we broadcast our ho fairytales: Pretty Woman. Barbie. Cinderella. Great American ho tales, all. In fact, you can make a case that just about everyone on Reality TV from The Bachelor/Bachelorette and Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? to Fear Factor, all those makeover shows, etc. is whoring themselves out to one degree or another. And we’ve been feeding this stuff to women for years, rewarding this behavior, pamper them on talk shows and in the media, then we have the nerve to wonder why all of a sudden America is being overrun with neurotic, materialistic, scheming hoes.
The Turn Out
We all complain about work. But at some point, you choose to be complicit, compliant, or a full-on willing accomplice. At some point, every ho decides that as much as they hate being a ho, they hate not being a ho even more. At some point you embrace the bad parts of business and internalize ‘em to the point that you can’t imagine working any other way. We call this mind-state being “turned-out.”
I’ve worked with hundreds of people over the years who clearly hated their jobs but they kept coming back over and over again because they just couldn’t imagine doing anything else. The job sucked but they’d put their life on hold for it. Worked weekends, postponed vacations, blew off dates, you name it. And they’d talk about their job 24/7 like it was a cheating boyfriend they just couldn’t leave or a drug habit they just couldn’t shake. Some call ‘em workaholics; I just say they’ve been turned-out.
In the end, being a ho is about low self-esteem and consistently making exceptionally bad choices regarding what’s important and what’s the best way to get it. Being a ho is about the selling the priceless and profiting off of vices. And there’s nothing business loves more than a good bargain.
There’s no business like “ho business”!
—Denis Hof, owner Nevada Bunny Ranch
—Denis Hof, owner Nevada Bunny Ranch
