One more reminder that latent cultural bigotry is beautiful (provided it's attached to a pretty white face with great set of taught creamy white knockers):
"I'd barter with him," she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, "and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
—Megan Fox, Transformers' star
when asked how she’d stop the evil MegaTron
from destroying earth [June' 09]
when asked how she’d stop the evil MegaTron
from destroying earth [June' 09]
So just to recap: poor white people, Christians, anti-gay marriage folks, and everyone living between oh... Nevada and New Jersey can all save your Transformers and skin mag cash, because Ms. Fox don't want your stinkin' patronage. In fact, she doesn't want you breathin' on American soil.
Gotta love Hollywood. Pound for pound, no area produces a higher quotient of over-hyped, overly-narcissistic, under-talented and under-educated intellects. [Washington DC, might be "1a" in that race]
While I'm totally indifferent to Megan Fox—tho not to the extent of negotiating her life with crappy-toy-turn-space-villians—I'm concerned that she just told her largest group of paying customers and supporters to go screw themselves. [Didn't the RIAA take this approach when they began suing downloaders.]
I mean, who fantasizes about Megan Fox more than folks living east of Hollywood and west of Manhattan? She covered everyone but GLBTers and blind midgets. Can you imagine if for example, Eminem said he'd sacrifice the lives of every 12-34 year old white person nationwide to Darth Vader if it meant saving 8 mile?
The really sad part about Megan Fox is you're not totally sure if she's aware that Megatron is just make-believe. I mean I wouldn't ask this question except for the fact she has the exact same blank facial expressions in daily life as she does onscreen, so you kinda hafta wonder.
But just to be on the safe side, if you ever happen to see Megan walking down the street in a string bikini as she's been so apt to do, just tell her you're a Gay Atheist New-Cali-York-ifornian with a top floor condo overlooking Central Park; that way you're golden once the next intergalactic war breaks out.
Gotta love Hollywood. Pound for pound, no area produces a higher quotient of over-hyped, overly-narcissistic, under-talented and under-educated intellects. [Washington DC, might be "1a" in that race]
While I'm totally indifferent to Megan Fox—tho not to the extent of negotiating her life with crappy-toy-turn-space-villians—I'm concerned that she just told her largest group of paying customers and supporters to go screw themselves. [Didn't the RIAA take this approach when they began suing downloaders.]
I mean, who fantasizes about Megan Fox more than folks living east of Hollywood and west of Manhattan? She covered everyone but GLBTers and blind midgets. Can you imagine if for example, Eminem said he'd sacrifice the lives of every 12-34 year old white person nationwide to Darth Vader if it meant saving 8 mile?
But just to be on the safe side, if you ever happen to see Megan walking down the street in a string bikini as she's been so apt to do, just tell her you're a Gay Atheist New-Cali-York-ifornian with a top floor condo overlooking Central Park; that way you're golden once the next intergalactic war breaks out.
